Quiet Demeanor Gifts

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Show off."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The best relationships are silent.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'