Quick-witted Professional T-Shirts

Celebrate their sharp mind with stylish, witty t-shirts that showcase humor and intelligence, perfect for the quick-witted professional to wear with pride.

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Surgeon asking patient, 'Would you like this to go?'

Surgeon asking patient, 'Would you like this to go?' mockup

Surgeon asking patient, 'Would you like this to go?'

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It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home. mockup

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

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"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?" mockup

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

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'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.' mockup

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!" mockup

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

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"Who's your daddy corporation?"

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'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!' mockup

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

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"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day." mockup

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

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"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?" mockup

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

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'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.' mockup

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

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"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives." mockup

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

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Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella mockup

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof." mockup

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . . mockup

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

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'The Dorvil people feel that the merger was a mistake. They want out, they want half the company's assets and they want child support.'

'The Dorvil people feel that the merger was a mistake. They want out, they want half the company's assets and they want child support.' mockup

'The Dorvil people feel that the merger was a mistake. They want out, they want half the company's assets and they want child support.'

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"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on." mockup

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

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'Please sir - all of them!'

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"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday." mockup

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

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Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds. mockup

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

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'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.' mockup

'Have you referred to my previous boss?' - 'Yes, he wants to know when you are going to return the coffee money.'

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"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama." mockup

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

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"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!" mockup

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

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Extreme Accounting!

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'When you said that you carried the whole weight of the company on your shoulders. . .'

'When you said that you carried the whole weight of the company on your shoulders. . .' mockup

'When you said that you carried the whole weight of the company on your shoulders. . .'

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'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.' mockup

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

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Think fast!

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Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher. mockup

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

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Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard

Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard mockup

Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard

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Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand mockup

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

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Quick-witted Professional T-Shirts Collection

Quick-witted Professional Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the quick-witted professional—perfect for adding humor to morning routines or gifting to a clever colleague.

Quick-witted Professional Pillows

Find playful pillows featuring witty sayings and smart designs—great for brightening up any workspace or home for the quick-witted professional.

Quick-witted Professional Prints

Browse our selection of amusing prints perfect for decorating a workspace or home, celebrating the intelligence and humor of the quick-witted professional.