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"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Little Princess.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

Fancy Dress Box

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'

'Please sir - all of them!'

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."