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"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Little Princess.

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

Barry Cryer.

I was thinking about something more like a slogan.

Fancy Dress Box

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"My Dad told me not to make the same mistakes he did. That doesn't leave much left!"

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

'Ignore him - philosophers will do anything to attract attention.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'Please sir - all of them!'