Queen Of The World Gifts

Women's day.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Lady Macbeth

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Clubbing

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The Royal Wii

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Cat with Crown.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'That guy is SO tacky.'