Queen Of The World Mugs

Women's day.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Lady Macbeth

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Clubbing

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

The Royal Wii

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

Cat with Crown.

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

The successful rubbernecker...