Queen Of The Track Gifts

The Royal Enclosure!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Man running

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'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Academy.

Small steps...

False starts.

Celia Cruz

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

People liked running things past Michael.

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Track runner running out of track

It's over the hurdle not under...

With and without a starter.

Sprinting speeding ticket

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Women's day.

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.