Queen Of The Universe T-Shirts

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

The Three Wise Queens

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Big Tipper

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

The Royal Wii

The Working Mum

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

We're With Stupid

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Cat with Crown.

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"How may I be of service?"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'