Quarterly Strategist T-Shirts

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"I hate performance review season."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Soaring Profits

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

The Decline of Europe

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Fries and kids

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.