Budget-friendly Strategist T-Shirts

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Will work for ETFs

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Fries and kids

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I did well while good news was bad news. Then good news became good news--and that was bad news.'

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"