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Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

George Michael

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Great Therapy!'

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

To read or not to read?

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Tina Turner

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Madonna.

Buns Of Veal.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'