Quarrel Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

My Knight in shining Armour.

Don Quixote

"Are you cold dear?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

Chivalrous Snowman

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"I'm telling you Sancho, these are giants."

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

So Sympathetic

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

Bar bouncer resumes.

"What happened to women and children first?"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'