Quantum Thinker Gifts

Confusing equations.

'You probably think it's your birthday all the way down into the subatomic level, but actually it's barely even your birthday at the molecular level.'

Schrödinger and his cat

Albert Einstein

"If we used the fourth dimension more, it wouldn't be so dusty."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it'

'...but here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space.'

Harv works the red shift.

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Raptures

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Quantum Psychic

How life on Earth really got its start.

The Physiciatrist...

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'