Quantum Mastermind Gifts

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Jose Mourinho

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

The inventions of baseball

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'

David Lean

"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

Playing with the world.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

'Secret talks with Chelsea! Now why don't I believe you?'

We're planning a surprise buyout of our competitor from a direction they'd never imagine. How well do you know your way around eBay?

"They say you're good with forgeries?"