Quality Vs Quantity Debater Pillows

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Quality Control

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I lobby for rich people."

Recorded mating call

Gorillas in the jungle.

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.

Trickle down...

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

In yer face news

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

Financial Inequality

Billionaires club donations...

"Hope you brought your marigolds, constable - he may need frisking."

Since we initiated staff development, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.

The cats of war

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"