Quality Vs Quantity Debater Mugs

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Quality Control

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Boss

"I lobby for rich people."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

Recorded mating call

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.

Trickle down...

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

In yer face news

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

Billionaires club donations...

"Hope you brought your marigolds, constable - he may need frisking."

'Genius?! Pah! A five-year-old could paint this.' 'Perhaps... But a five-year-old couldn't convince anyone it was great art. Therein lies the genius.'

Financial Inequality

Since we initiated staff development, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.

The cats of war

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

Evolution