Quality Equipment Mugs

"Personally, I like to play wth a decent golfer"

Quality Control

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"Office of quality assurance"

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

"I'm just browsing."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'This ladder is rotten!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

Quality Control

Think Zero Defects

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Honest John's car sales

Might Work, Might Not.

Inspected by Inspector #12

Lightbulb Maker

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Patient

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "