Quality Improvement Mugs

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'The knockoffs from our products are higher quality.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Quality Control

Failure/Due Diligence

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Satis Factory Tour

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"We've agreed we need more workplace kindness. Let's move on to enforcement."

Workplace bullying.

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Quality Control

Think Zero Defects

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

Honest John's car sales

Might Work, Might Not.