Quality Equipment T-Shirts

"Personally, I like to play wth a decent golfer"

Quality Control

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"I'm just browsing."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

'This ladder is rotten!'

Quality Control

Think Zero Defects

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Honest John's car sales

Might Work, Might Not.

Lightbulb Maker

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Patient

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Inspected by Inspector #12

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "