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"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bubbly

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Pampered and poodled.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Money Bar.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."