Quality Seekers Mugs

"...We don't trust any restaurant that has room for us."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Bubbly

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

Mister Pretty Shoes

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Money Bar.

'We want it painted the colour of money!'