High Standards Seeker Mugs

"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."

Butterfly Woman

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Money Bar.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

The Day Dreamer.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.