"I'm beginning to think that quality control isn't your niche."
Quality Control Officer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a quality control officer? Our collection features humorous and personalized products that acknowledge their sharp eye for detail and dedication to excellence. Whether it's a mug for those early morning checks, a fun t-shirt, a cozy pillow, or a stylish print, find the perfect way to show appreciation for their vital role in maintaining standards.
Quality Control
Inspectors
Foot Long Hot Dogs Co.
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
Quality Control
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
Quality Control
Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'
Panama Papers Scandal
'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
AI Safety Officer
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules
"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'
"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."
'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'
Quality Control Officer Gifts Collection
Quality Control Officer Mugs
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Quality Control Officer Prints
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