Quality Control Manager Gifts

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Think Zero Defects

Quality Control

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Custom Construction Work, Unbelievable Quality.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Let's face it - we have no quality and we have no control.'

I'm here about the inspecting

'Boss, we've got a quality problem. I know that because I just shook hands with some of our customers...'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Around here, Fenstaff, we always use the word, 'remember', instead of 'recall'.'

"Stop beating a dead horse ??" we're getting too many air bubbles."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

'We are looking for a candidate that has an eye for detail, at least until we set up a quality control department.'

Sign Shop

'The knockoffs from our products are higher quality.'

Taxi Shrink Wrap

Quality Control

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"It floated. I want my money back."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'