Quality Collector Gifts

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Jazz is Invented

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Six jazz instruments.

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I started a collection!"

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Doulton Canada Geese

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Too much club."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Acme Flyswatters.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'