Qualitative Analysis Gifts

"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Now I really hate poetry."

The economy.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Turkish Democracy

Laughingstock

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

DUNVOTIN

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Six Thinking Hats

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Rock and a Hard Place

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

We Used to Build Things

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Book publishing.

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Critical Ethanol report