Qualitative Analysis Prints

"So to summarise our qualitative study results... your product is like a 'rainbow of French squirrels followed by a small popping noise'."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The economy.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Turkish Democracy

Laughingstock

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

DUNVOTIN

Six Thinking Hats

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Rock and a Hard Place

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

Book publishing.

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Critical Ethanol report

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."