Critical Analysis Prints

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Family Judging the Family Feud

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Light Bulb Moment

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Herman Mankiewicz

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Morning, all!"

The Life of Pi

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Lethal Presentation