Critical Analyst Prints

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Fear/Knowledge

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Light Bulb Moment

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Morning, all!"

The Life of Pi

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance