Critical Analyst Pillows

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Fear/Knowledge

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Light Bulb Moment

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'