Quack Up Enthusiast Pillows

'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Here's MY information highway!'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Football Crazy strip six

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'This duck call works too well.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'That book is still floating around the system.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'