Quack Up Enthusiast Prints

'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Here's MY information highway!'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Football Crazy strip six

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'This duck call works too well.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.