Quack Connoisseur Prints

New-Age junk diet.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Imagine

'This duck call works too well.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

"Have you met my wing man?"

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'