Quack Connoisseur Mugs

New-Age junk diet.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'This duck call works too well.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Blue wine

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

"I'm working on a watercolor."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"Have you met my wing man?"

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

"Ray says he serves his homemade wine this way for the presentation, but believe me, it's because it improves the taste."