Quack Lover Prints

To disguise the rude sound of your bottom blow-offs, try inserting a duck whistle.

'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'This duck call works too well.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

New-Age junk diet.

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

Duck protest march

Dead ducks

"Please don't call me names because you're feeling down in the mouth."

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.'

Geese

"Let's see what your chart says. The patient needs...chamomile tea...a delivery from Concha's Herbal Shop...and 10 gallons of holy water?"

Testing the first doc call.