Quack Technology Enthusiasts Pillows

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Inflatable Duck Boat

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'This duck call works too well.'

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"