Qigong Gifts

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Candid Camera store.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Give quiche a chance!

Peel poker.

Cheating Death.

Queen Kong

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

"No conifering, please."

"Cheater!"

Don Quichotte's shadow

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

Games on a train.