Qigong Gifts

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

The real reason we have natural disasters...

Candid Camera store.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Give quiche a chance!

Cheating Death.

Queen Kong

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"No conifering, please."

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

"I think we need to be more careful not to over-schedule appointments."

"Cheater!"

Don Quichotte's shadow

Cats 'Playing' Cards

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Games on a train.

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

Don Quixote roasts windmills on a fire.

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'