Qi Gong Practitioner Gifts

When I asked you to expand your belt channel I was thinking more of energy than elastic...

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The guy's a natural!"

The Gong

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'Got any cud flavour?'

'Don't say anything!'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Phyllis exercises her demons.

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

"Every time he's right, he does that."

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

What They Believe In

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

Taxi Rank

"It's all string theory to me."

Pam discovers the perils of practising Nei Gong in the kitchen after accidentally linking her Dan Tien to the washing machine cycle.

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

Gong

"Well, here we are. If you need anything, just ring."