Putty Gifts

Serious Putty

Playdough's The Republic

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'We are gathered here...'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Surprise!! Cat's birthday.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Duh!"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Boating Reflection

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

'You're in luck. The dog ate my sermon.'

Sink the putt or else!

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

It was that moment that Pastor Russ realized that it was Saturday.

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Man in hospital hitting golf balls into a bedpan.

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'