Playful Putty Enthusiast Gifts

Serious Putty

Playdough's The Republic

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Mixed Nuts

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Of course it's all just "busy work." We're bees. That's what we do.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

"They're for water hazard holes."

Man at the winnings collection point in the bookie's is asleep.

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."

Picking Brains

'I learned a new word today!'