Playful Putty Enthusiast T-Shirts

Serious Putty

Playdough's The Republic

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Mixed Nuts

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"They're for water hazard holes."

'I learned a new word today!'

Gambler And Umpire

Keep Your End Up

Man at the winnings collection point in the bookie's is asleep.

"Why don't you come inside and let me give you a nightcap."