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'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Serious Putty

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Bake-a-thon.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

King goes golfing.

"It's a dessert island...!"

Banana Split

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Huge Christmas Pudding

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"I'd like seconds!"

The Picture of Mary Berry