Putter Pundit Pillows

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'My first drink since my accident.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'You drink like a fish.'

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

EU-budget fight

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."

Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

"The PM plans to ennobble him."

Sean Hannity