Putter Pundit Pillows

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'You drink like a fish.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

The Fishbowl Dynasty

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

EU-budget fight

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

"The PM plans to ennobble him."

Sean Hannity