Purrsonal God Believer Gifts

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

Pyramid UFO...

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'...Water on Mars'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"The aliens that control my brain really want me to get this job."

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

'Breaking news, this morning the Ravens flew away from the Tower of London...'

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"

'I think it's time for you to reboot your lucky tie.'

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

"I've got my lucky gnomes to get me through!"

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."