Purrfectly Poised Executives Gifts

"No, I haven't confronted him. I guess I'm a pussycat."

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Cat Boss

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'Employers' hugging a huge piggy bank handed down from 'Workers comp reform'.

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

"I'd like to avoid a costly and embarrassing trial but I could use the media exposure."

'What makes you think I like making this meeting difficult?'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"Can someone have a word with Jenkins about his dress code? Quite frankly, it's unprofessional."

'You have a board meeting on 8.'

'You can start immediately, but due to company restructuring, we'll be letting you go this afternoon.'

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

"These are of all my affiliates."

"Your dinner is in the convenience store."

Emergency Instructions