Purr-suit Of Knowledge Pillows

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat Burglar.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."

"We should get a cat."

"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."