Purr-suasive Peacemaker T-Shirts

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Boss

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Unsettlements.

Middleast Peace

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Munich Security Conference

Gaza escalation

Middle East Peace Process.

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Fishing for Peace.