Purr-suasive Persuader T-Shirts

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Debate Club Note

'...and by persuading your bosses to send you on this course, you've all passed!'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

What they're thinking.

". . .and so the Defense rests, based on those facts, to the best of my manipulation."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"I wasn't persuaded by his presentation. His logic was strong but his threats were weak."

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

'You really know how to ask for the order!'

"Let's get readyyyyy—to fall for really great marketing."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."