Purr-sonality Analyst Pillows

"Have you no shame?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

Long-range planning

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Your next life will be so much better."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."