Purr-sonality Analyst Pillows

"Have you no shame?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

Re-home Sweet Home

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Your next life will be so much better."

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

Christmas Presents for the Cat