Purr-sonal Security Buff Gifts

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

High security Santa's grotto

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aggression/Security

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Eurocopa 2016

TSA

"I can't access my homework because I forgot my password."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

"To prove I'm human, and not a spam bot, this site wants me to solve the mystery of the universe. Why couldn't they just ask if fire is hot or cold?"

Dept. of cyber friendship.

"Security is lax on this side."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."