Purity Fans Gifts

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

The Pink Bantha

Bees SOS

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Finger Food.

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'